Sometimes the Hardest Part of Breaking Is Leaving Pieces Behind You

Kimbra — “Cameo Lover”

This is nonstop baby
You’ve got me going crazy
You’re heavier than i knew
But i don’t want no other
You’re my cameo love
Only here for a moment or two
You stay inside that bubble
With all of your trouble
In your black hole
You turn from the skies
You dance with your demise
I’ll be here when you come home

We’ve all gotta break down
Let me come and break down with you

Cause everyday’s like talking in your sleep!
Love is like a silhouette in dreams!
Open up your heart! Open up your heart
Open up your heart and let me pull you out
Everyday’s like talking in your sleep!
Love is like a silhouette in dreams!
Open up your heart! open up your heart
Open up your heart and let me pull you out of here

I’ve got high hopes baby
But all you do is take me down to depths that i never knew
You’ve got two arms baby
They’re all tangled in ladies of the black skies posing blue
Let go of your mother
And turn to your brother!
Not a long gone lover’s noose
Sometimes baby the hardest part of breaking is leaving pieces behind you

Oh we’ve all gotta get by
Let me come and hold you high, with you

Hunky Navy Boys Work Their Way Up a Lubricated Phallic Symbol

Before a boy can be considered a man he must strip down to his shorts and climb on top of other boys to reach the peak of a slippery tower. That’s been the tradition at the Annapolis Naval Academy. Who knew teamwork and discipline could be so… gay?

Each year, the freshman class at the prestigious navy school comes together to climb the Herndon (hard on?) Monument covered in lard just for the special occasion. The goal is to use pure bodily strength and replace a sailor hat on top with that of an officer’s.

After the task is completed, the boys get hosed down for some celebratory waterworks.

Photos: BuzzFeed, The Washington Post

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