Spin Me Right Round Like a Record (Part II)

We get to the parking lot just a few blocks away from LBC (it’s always such a hassle to find parking in that area), and DJ Dreamboat unlocks the doors to his navy blue Grand Vitara. As soon as I get comfortable in the passenger seat, I lean over and kiss him softly, with my mouth almost closed, on his lips while caressing the back of his neck with my left hand. He puts the keys in the ignition, starts the engine and speeds off towards his apartment on the Gold Coast.

In the car, I start playing with the radio dial and browsing the stations until I get to 96.3, Chicago’s #1 Hit Music Station. I turn up the volume. He looks at me and smiles in somewhat disbelief. Here I am, tipsy and dancing around to some horrendous ringtone rap blasting out of the car speakers.

We get to his apartment and I notice that his living room is clean and big, not very crowded, just the essentials: a flat screen TV and black leather sofa and a media stand full of old CDs. He offers me a Diet Coke and then drags me to his room to show me his equipment. After all, that is the reason I’m there to begin with.

He turns on his DJ stand next to his bed and goes over to his speakers and starts playing LCD Soundsystem really loud.

“Uh… are you going to wake up your neighbors?” I ask.

“Don’t worry about it,” he says. “If you want to learn, you have to learn at full volume.”

I accept his answer like the good student that I am and walk over to where he is standing by the DJ stand. He hands me a pair of headphones and stands right behind me, letting me in front. He puts his hand on mine, forcefully adjusting my fingers to where they should be on the turntable. He instructs me to listen to the beat, try to follow it and spin it with my hands. As the song keeps playing and I keep trying to spin, all I can think about is him getting closer. I feel his belt buckle up against my lower back and his breath on my neck. That’s it: lesson is over.

I turn around, grab him by his waist and guide him to his bed. I climb on top of him and start making out with him. He closes his eyes and puts his head back, so I start licking his neck. LCD is still playing really loud. I notice that his windows are vibrating. He sits up and puts his hands on my shoulders.

“I thought you came here to learn how to spin,” he asks with a smile. And then I stop for a minute and think.

“You’re right,” I say to this guy I’ve just met, this guy I don’t really know anything about, but now I’m on top of on his bed listening to his windows vibrate. “I better get back to my party.”

“Wait… haha, you just got here,” he says and grabs my wrist trying to prevent me from climbing off him.

“I gotta go,” I say kind of winking but not offering any excuses.

“Ok,” he understands. “Let me know whenever you want to continue your lesson.”

“I will, thanks,” I say and take a last sip of the Diet Coke and walk out.

I check my phone and see 3 missed calls from my best friend and a text: “Where did you go? We’re at Moxie!” So I find the nearest cab and head back up towards Addison.

“What happened to you?!” The interrogation begins as soon as I walk in to the bar and up to my group of friends who decided that the 3-hour open bar that I’d planned had not been enough.

“I met a boy at LBC,” I say.

“Oh a boy…” My friend suggests with a suspicious look.

“A DJ,” I clarify, “and we went back to his place…”

“And you guys didn’t hook up? What are you doing here?”

“We kissed. And what do you mean, ‘what am I doing here?’ It’s my birthday after party! Besides, one-night stands are for 20-year olds,” I say trying to act mockingly mature.

“Well, look at you,” my friend says with a smile and trying to match my condescending tone.

And then, another text: “My neighbor just came by to complain about the noise. You were right; it was too loud. I guess next time we’re going to have to be a little bit more quiet. Happy bday Boy Toy.”

[Spin Me Right Round Like a Record (Part I)]

Spin Me Right Round Like a Record (Part I)

For quite some time now I’ve wanted to learn to DJ. Not like one of those Celebrity Rockstar DJs that just plug in their MacBooks and hit the button on a premade playlist. No! I’m talking about a real DJ who can actually mix and spin and all that magic.

I think I’d be a natural. On more than one occasion, boys whom I’ve invited to come over make a note of what I’m playing beforehand and ask me to send it to them. And I really get a thrill from encouraging my friends (and even complete strangers sometimes) to have a blast. Plus, I’m pretty confident in my ability to make cute boys dance. After all, music makes the people come together, no?

The first time I ever expressed my DJ daydreams to anyone was the night of my 21st birthday party. I had rented the back room at the Lakeview Broadcasting Company and massively invited everyone I’d ever come across at school. I was young and overeager and really wanted to be “cool.” To my surprise, a lot of these acquaintances ended up showing up.

Shortly after midnight and several birthday drinks later, I found myself up against one of the cherry-colored wooden walls in the back with only the soft red lights shining from above. In front of me was a dirty blond boy with piercing gray eyes and in a turquoise t-shirt with a small graphic of a cassette tape. Caught between a guy and a wooden wall, I got hard as a rock.

I’d never seen him before, and when I asked him, he confirmed that he wasn’t there that night for my party. He said it in this kind of smug tone, suggesting, “No, birthday boy, the world does not revolve around you.”

I have a thing for confident-verging-on-cocky guys; it’s a flaw. So I continue talking to this guy. Eventually, we go to the crowded patio to smoke a cigarette. After sliding the heavy, steamed-up glass door, we make our way past the drunken girls holding 40s in brown paper bags, talking loudly to one another and leaning on their boy friends.

We get to the bench by the corner and sit down as close to each other as possible. I light his Parliament first then mine and continue the conversation we spontaneously (and not so soberly) started inside.

“So all these people here are your friends?” he asks.

“Well, not really. Some of them I’ve just met tonight. Friends of friends, I guess. I’m actually not sure how all these people found out about it,” I explain trying to make myself come off self-effacing.

“Maybe you are very well-liked at school,” he suggests.

“Maybe it’s the three-hour open bar.”

“Haha, that’s more like it. So why LBC?”

“Well, I’m not really a big fan of those huge megaclubs. Had about enough of that when I was in Madrid. Besides, I have a huge crush on the DJ here tonight.”

“Yeah, he’s great.”

“Ok, wanna know something I’ve never really told anyone before?” I’m obviously on the “It’s My Birthday, Let Me Talk About Myself” train with no signs of getting off anytime soon. But he looks at me intrigued so I continue, “Recently, I’ve really been wanting to learn to DJ.”

“Really?” he responds.

“Silly, I know. I don’t even know how I would go about doing that!”

“Well, I can teach you,” he blurts out. “I DJ sometimes, for like small parties and stuff. I have all the equipment at my place. You should stop by sometime.” I’m immediately delighted by this revelation, and dude-now-DJ gets a lot cuter just sitting there smoking my Parliament.

“What about tonight?” I throw it out there thinking I’m being suave but then instantly feeling silly for being so forward.

“Tonight’s good,” he says and stomps his cigarette out. I start feeling suave again. Most of my friends have already left, the open bar started way earlier, so I finish my vodka Redbull, say my goodbyes to the stragglers at the bar and walk out with DJ Dreamboat.

[Spin Me Right Round Like a Record (Part II)]